Welcome to the archive. All comics have been stored in the finest acid-free folders for your perusal.


Mar 12Where are you from?
Mar 5Grapefruit
Feb 26Pedaphile
Feb 19Go Wildcats!
Feb 12St. Ives
Feb 5Post-Scarcity
Jan 29Dying Alone
Jan 22Butcher Shop
Jan 15Box Grater
Jan 8Trash Compactors
Jan 1Backhoe Operators


Dec 25Trapped on a Desert Island
Dec 18Prettier Every Day
Dec 11Growing Up in Westeros
Dec 4Homophone Homily
Nov 27Cutting Onions
Nov 20Internships
Nov 13Bubblegum
Nov 6Workplace Shooting Day
Oct 30Together Forever
Oct 23Moms
Oct 16Pirate Dad
Oct 9Perfect French Toast
Oct 2Bowl of Fruit
Sep 25Ghosts Aren’t Real
Sep 18Weather Radar
Sep 11Apple for Teacher
Sep 4You Are What You Drink
Aug 28No More Pain
Aug 21Favourite Game of Thrones Scene
Aug 14Romeo and Juliet
Aug 7World’s Greatest Lover
Jul 31Talking Dirty
Jul 24Pizza Toppings
Jul 17Superhero Movies
Jul 10Nazi Soup
Jul 3Sneezing Alone
Jun 26Antisemitic Canard
Jun 19Strongman Competition
Jun 12Dating Tall Girls
Jun 5Couples Sexting
May 29High Tension
May 22Dentists
May 15New Pair of Nikes
May 8Missed Call
May 1WWII Video Games
Apr 24Decisions
Apr 17Fresh Milk
Apr 10Crabs
Apr 3Conspiracies
Mar 27Accountants
Mar 20Smile Cancer
Mar 13No More Suffering
Mar 6Dry Spell
Feb 27Lesser Objects of Damocles
Feb 20Nice Shirt
Feb 13Getting Lit
Feb 6Crazy Straw
Jan 30Chocolate Milk
Jan 23[Classic] Miscarriage Returns
Jan 16[Classic] Miscarriage
Jan 9An Apple a Day
Jan 2No Loitering


Dec 26Bury the Hatchet
Dec 19Birthday Wish
Dec 12Entomology
Dec 5Canola
Nov 28Secret Agents
Nov 21Recycling
Nov 14Report Card
Nov 7Thumb War
Oct 31[Classic] Hallowe’en
Oct 24King Tiger
Oct 17Scavenger Hunt
Oct 9Misheard
Oct 3Broken Dreams
Sep 26Word Association
Sep 19Who’s the Father?
Sep 12Ambition
Sep 4Euphemism
Aug 29Thank You for Smoking
Aug 22Weather Forecast
Aug 15English Class
Aug 8Ingredients
Aug 1Military Slang
Jul 25[Classic] The Stoic Sniper
Jul 18Puppy Soup
Jul 11Shark Cancer
Jul 4Unwanted Attention
Jun 27Empathy
Jun 20Microwave Clock
Jun 13[Classic] Bomb Squad
Jun 6Sick Burns
May 30Shylock
May 23Magic Trick
May 16Alcohol Poisoning
May 9Aloha Snackbar!
May 2[Classic] Astronaut Pants
Apr 25Losing Champion
Apr 18Acai Berries
Apr 11Casanova
Apr 4Brothel
Mar 28Lex Talionis
Mar 21Dog Poetry
Mar 14Fetishes
Mar 7[Classic] Like a Horse
Feb 29Proof
Feb 22Industrial Automation
Feb 15The Messenger
Feb 8Skeet Shooting
Feb 1Piano Falling on Someone
Jan 25First Date
Jan 18Back to Work
Jan 11Sublime
Jan 4Stoolin’ Around


Dec 28High Five
Dec 21Bear My Heir
Dec 14Cucumbers
Dec 7Meditation
Nov 30Catheter
Nov 23Fish Bones
Nov 16Sexiest Man Alive
Nov 9Kettle
Nov 2Giant Marshmallow
Oct 26Ten-Foot Pole
Oct 19Dirty Keyboard
Oct 12Fascist Bonfire
Oct 5Pick-Up Lines
Sep 26Boring Machine