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[A flyer has a pizza with a pepperoni smiley face on it]
Flyer: GIACOMO'S Pizza Just the Way You Like It Choose from our toppings - or anything you want, just ask! Call us: EAT-PTSA
[A person is ordering a pizza on their phone]
Pizza Employee: Giacomo's - pizza just the way you like it
Person: I can get any topping?
Pizza Employee: Anything you want, sir
Person: Even plutonium?
Pizza Employee: Anything, as long as it doesn't violate the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty
[A pizza sits on the table, its toppings consisting of pills, syringes, bullets, vials of chemicals, and a grenade]
Person: It's just not the same