Rock Paper Scissors

[A student hands an apple to his teacher]
Timmy: Good morning, Mr. Adams
Teacher: Why thank you, Timmy
[Another student hands an apple to the teacher. There is a small pile of apples on his desk.]
Susie: Hi Mr. Adams
Teacher: Oooh, that looks yummy, Susie
[Another student hands an apple to the teacher. There is now a huge pile of apples on his desk.]
Student: Hi Mr. Adams
Teacher: Enough with the fucking apples