Chapter: Default
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Caption: Moms Just Can't Resist a Bargain
[A mom is holding an armful of peanut butter jars]
Mom: Peanut butter was on sale, so I picked up a bunch
Kid: But moooom, I'm allergic to peanuts!
[A mom is holding a big bag of lawn fertilizer]
Mom: There was a great deal on lawn fertilizer
Kid: We don't have a lawn!
[A mom is holding a suicide kit in each hand]
Mom: They had suicide kits for 50% off, so I bought two
Kid: WHY WOULD YOU NEED MORE THAN ONE SUICIDE KIT?!
[A mom is holding an armful of peanut butter jars]
Mom: Peanut butter was on sale, so I picked up a bunch
Kid: But moooom, I'm allergic to peanuts!
[A mom is holding a big bag of lawn fertilizer]
Mom: There was a great deal on lawn fertilizer
Kid: We don't have a lawn!
[A mom is holding a suicide kit in each hand]
Mom: They had suicide kits for 50% off, so I bought two
Kid: WHY WOULD YOU NEED MORE THAN ONE SUICIDE KIT?!