Rock Paper Scissors

[A guy is speaking to a girl seated at a bar, with a martini]
Guy: Hey girl, are those astronaut pants? 'Cause there was a break-in at NASA
[The guy pulls out a badge]
Guy: You're under arrest

[A guy is speaking to girl holding a Long Island iced tea]
Guy: Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'Me' together

[Two guys are seated at a bar, drinking beer]
Guy: I wish you were sin squared and I was cos squared and together we'd be difficult

Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
[The guy holds up a blowgun. There is a blowgun dart in the girl's neck.]

Guy: Nice shoes, where'd you get 'em?