Chapter: Default
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Doctor: I'm afraid I have bad news. The tests are back, and... it's cancer.
Patient: But doctor, how can I have cancer? I eat acai berries with every meal. I even shove a big handful of acai berries up my asshole every morning.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but acai berries don't prevent cancer. It's goji berries that do.
Patient: But doctor, how can I have cancer? I eat acai berries with every meal. I even shove a big handful of acai berries up my asshole every morning.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but acai berries don't prevent cancer. It's goji berries that do.