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[A banner says Sick Burns Contest]
Contestant: I admit I am a motherfucker - indeed, many would attest to this - but you're such a motherfucker that you're blind!
[The contestant is standing in the second-place spot on the podium. A person clad head-to-toe in bandages is standing in the first-place spot.]
Contestant: That's fuckin' bullshit