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Friend 1: Oh man, last night I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone!
Friend 2: Uh, dude, have you seen this?
[Friend 2 holds up a copy of the newspaper Yesterday Today]
Newspaper: Break-In at Museum Nabs World's Largest Marshmallow Thief Leaves Pillow at Scene of Crime
[The newspaper has a picture of smashed display case, with a pillow sitting next to it]