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Conspiracist 1: All conspiracies are propagated by the aluminum foil industry, in order to sell more foil
Conspiracist 2: Oh my god!
Conspiracist 1: And there's nothing we can do about it!
Conspiracist 3: Sure there is! We have to get everyone to wake up!
Conspiracist 1: Think! What if we do stop them?
[Conspiracists 2 and 3 fall to their knees]
Conspiracists 2 and 3: We'll foil their... NOOOOOOOO