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Guy 1: The best milk is like the best orange juice - freshly squeezed!
[Another guy is lying underneath a cow, his head by its udders]
Guy 2: You really want fresh milk? You have to cut out the glass and get it straight from the udder!
[Another guy holds a metal straw half-covered in blood, there is blood running down the cow's udder]
Guy 3: Ha! You like milk that old? To get real fresh milk you need a stainless-steel straw!
Girl: Silly boys, if you want fresh milk, you have to make it yourself!