Rock Paper Scissors

Kid: Oh boy, I can't wait to play my newest video game!
[Video game shows a tank on the cover, rated T for Teen]
Game: WWII Simulator. Still without the... you know
[Game selection screen says Choose Your Side, with the USA on the left, and Other on the right. Flags of US, USSR, Britain, China, Japan, Germany, France, and Italy are shown.]
Kid: Hmmmmmmmmmmm...
[Kid chooses USA. The screen says YOU WIN and shows fireworks.]