Rock Paper Scissors

[A girl is lying on her bed in her underwear, talking on the phone with her boyfriend]
Girlfriend: Hey baby, I miss you
Boyfriend: I miss you too
Girlfriend: Whatcha up to?
Boyfriend: Not much
Girlfriend: Hee hee, what are you wearing?
[The boyfriend is wearing a suicide vest]
Boyfriend: Uhhhh... nothing
Girlfriend: That's soooo hot!